“when i’m making 10 million dollars a year with a stuffed bigfoot in my foyer y’all are gonna be eatin crow”
“there isn’t enough weed to make me happy.”
“one time i didn’t poop from christmas to new year’s. i was doing a lot of drugs though.”
“what? you guys aren’t into non-sequiturs?”
“i’m quitting after i finish this big bag… because weed is smoking ME.”
“i just found out that frodo is different from bilbo.”
“it’s that purple tinge!”
“BUS??!! i said black FOOD not black PEOPLE”
“adding the words ‘clean people only’ is a real game changer.”
“my moustache is about to connect. pretty stoked on that.”
